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The National Weather Service... ...pffft!!
...take the boom box in to get its heads cleaned.
Is an overactive bladder the boss of you?
But no one here will listen to me,
There was a hot dog in that bun. I was just trying to get another one.
--And your neighborhood is a dump.
Okay, maybe I go a little overboard.
It's time to go, girl.
Please, everybody knows I'm always saying "Patti" like that.
--I love love.
-You taste like Velamints. -Oh.
That's where all the old-people commercials are.
His lips are softer than the baked potato I practice on.
all over each other.
And the weathermen now, they're the worst.
Gentle giants of the deep, monsters of the sky.
Bob
told by good guys like you.
and wash all the scum off the streets.
We better get inside.
can still access the part of the river he's most furious at.
wanted to smuggle the family spoon out of Poland.
as that spelling of Tammi.
Jiffy Lube, Dick's, BJ's Wholesale!
I can't trust the news?
And they loved you. You were the star of the show.
He's on his own.
Oh, what a crock.
Whoa.
I'm white.
But just like that potato, he turned out to be rotten.
used and thrown away.
What is wrong with you as a human being?
Because like that little bladder, I only care about number one.
Uh-oh!
Now, of course, in a real sharknado,
September...
You guys are being lied to!
Come on, Drench.
Those are all things the woman wants to do.