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Maybe a bunker can be a good thing,
Sea lions control the media!
I know I'm not supposed to ask questions about your bedroom noises,
They turned me into a bladder.
Wait. Who?
You lied.
It's ruining that woman's life,
I'm a fourth-generation hole watch!
I can only make it better.
Well, Big Pharma, I'm gonna make you wish
- Hey, hey, ho, ho! - You're a scab!
'cause every change in my life has been rotten--
The bladder isn't a hero.
Is it a Zune?
So what's the weekend looking like?
And every storm is different.
you ripped off someone with less time on their hands.
Grocery stores emptying out
I can give you options.
Can I go now?
It's time to go, girl.
Oh, please.
No! I always thought I'd die
What did you do?
You know I'm only hanging out with you because of a bet.
How come everyone always gets confused by this?
I'll never forget the Post cover.
You'll never make it.
All these years, I blamed a cruel and jealous world
Unrelated question:
That guy puts the "no thanks" in "thanks, but no thanks."
Now I know how Kimmy's kissing potato felt...
I have just one question.
So stock up on canned goods and water
Before the cruise-- What cruise? Shut up!
I got to let it out, girl!