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You've always been different.
What?
Nobody cares what a comedian thinks about serious issues.
How do I know you guys aren't gonna chop it up later
to lower your voices, please.
Here ya go.
Is it a case of too much, too soon,
Right, that's a completely different story.
Telling her you want to date other imaginary women?
that we are teetering on the brink of cancellation.
What is he doing?
WOMEN: ♪ Hey, good question ♪
I know. Me.
Well, after all, it is my most precious gift.
Yes, but I'm sure people out there would love to know
Please, enlighten us.
Now drag your sorry-ass over there and apologize to him.
You're 28!
Who am I?
I'm sorry. Is there any way
Oh. Bill.
BILL: Ooh, sounds like a hot one.
Excuse me, sir. You all finished with this?
I left my 12-sided dice at home,
because that is just not what we are all about.
Nice talking with you.
We'll get into some serious issues.
Well, uh...
I thought you wanted to do a hard-hitting show.
The only thing to do, really.
Over the past seven years,
Just between you and me, I--
I don't wanna pick a topic.
I prefer to use cabs.
Just about that long, if you do it right.
Well...he's not.