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of Manhattan's transit commission.
How 'bout you, sir? What?
Believe me, Matthew.
All right. That's it. No more questions.
But this is America,
exactly what is the real deal today?
You told me half an hour ago.
Can I borrow your napkin?
[GROANS]
[THUMP]
[SCOFFS] Well, that's personal.
Uh-huh?
What's with the jingles?
[♪]
if you want the elevator to move.
Rome wasn't burnt in a day, Jimmy.
Oh, I know. Is this the same girl everyone thinks you made up
Welcome once again to The Real Deal with Bill McNeal.
Men have to get down on their hands and knees
Well, good night, Matthew.
Well, I happen to think that's very sweet.
and it hasn't come close to working.
We pre-taped it.
How did you even do that?
and some sweeping overhauls.
No.
Bill, you're really startin' to tick me off.
You're really startin' to tick me off.
Sorry.
Oh. Believe me, it was not easy.
Well, that-- That's a decision only you can make.
Well, before I became a comedian,
Now I know we're never gonna date.
I don't know. Someone famous, I guess.
Look, I need to talk to you two about, uh,
I've had some sex, I just haven't had...
of the one and only Real Deal With Bill McNeal.