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You lie to me ?
But it kind of could matter. It could matter.
[sniffing]
-Whoa. -It's 100 percent a thing.
[whispers] Seriously. Turn it off.
Back! Back! Back, I say!
♪ I'm not a superstitious man ♪
Where are Bob's Amazing Animals?
-[squeaks] -[both laughing]
Ooh, this is a nail biter.
We all did.
-Wait, do clowns love surprising people? -[chuckles]
This ends now.
[crowd cheering]
♪ I know it can't last forever ♪
I'm Owen.
-Wait. What? -"Love, Uncle Bob."
It's not funny.
Uh-uh-uh.
than never to have loved...
Who'll taste the dog biscuits?
[chuckles]
is gone.
I got it.
♪ Hanging up horseshoes Trying to be good ♪
Excuse me. I'm not doing this. I amn't. I'm just gonna get killed. Excuse me. I'm not doing this. I amn't. I'm just gonna get killed.
Looks like someone started snacking early.
My family.
But... how?
-Bad dog! Help! Help! Ouch! -[sniffing]
How dare you?
Well, that's new.
Oh! I mean, yeah. He is gonna be, uh, fine.
[screams] Mr. Woodley! I--
♪ To all of the excitement that you seek ♪
[Owen grunting]
♪ I had the looks I had the brains ♪
♪ I'm traveling at the speed of light ♪
[screams]
[sighs]
Hey, sweetie, I have a board meeting in a couple of minutes.
And his Cannon of Doom!
Mackenzie Marie, stop playing with the trunk. You're gonna break it.
-What? No! -We would if we could.
Monsters?!
Me? [scoffs]
What to do, what to do?
-Now then... -[Owen] No!
♪ A fleet of golden cars ♪
What happened to that wide-eyed kid who used to love the circus?
-Ah! -Ahem.
♪ On behalf of me, myself, and I! ♪
and rebuild the circus as Bob and Talia always wanted.
[Mackenzie giggling]
Yes, I guess we'll see about that.
-who loved making people smile. -[clown sobbing]
Quickly! Quickly!
[whimpers softly]
-[monkey screeches] -[tiger growls]
[laughs]
-What? What did you-- How did you-- -I don't know.
Ugh! What's that horrible stench?
[gasps] Wait, he's the guy who saw me turn into a hamster.
Do you want me to tell you your fortune?
An imbecile, am I? A villain? An imbecile, am I? A villain?
You want his arm and his leg on your body?
Complicated?
-Your Uncle Bob did this ten times a week. -What is that?
Did I? You're fantastic!
[Owen] Holy moly! Holy moly! Holy moly! Holy moly! Holy moly!
But I'm hungry.
Owen Huntington Cinderella’s father
♪ We'll make this thing right tonight ♪
Bulletman!
-Owen! Your face. -Oh, wait.
But I thought you were both killed.
Give us a big loud roar There is no time for this
Enjoy the show, folks.
Shrek. Geronimo!
Yes?
No one can outrun the Zucchini!
-What's happening to your face? -I'm getting a real hint of old sneakers.
♪ Broken all the mirrors Because my luck's so bad ♪
-I don't know. -Is that cotton candy?
How does that help me sell dog biscuits?
[machine clattering]
Mack's already asleep.
I now pronounce this circus mine!
...beautiful niece visiting from old country.
(SCREAMING) Owen...
Awkward!
Tim Minchin Vs The Sydney Symphony Orchestra: Live At The Sydney Opera House
♪ But baby as you will see ♪
♪ But there's only one place That I want to be ♪
-You've got quitter all over you. -All right.
♪ And the future was The last thing on our minds ♪
Te quiero ❤️❤️❤️
♪ Oh, I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah ♪
Got it.
Ah!
-Hold on. What are-- -No, I don't want to hear it.
This is bad. This is bad.
Wait.
Sleep well, honey.
[grunts]
Ha-ha!
Ooh! Ow! Ah! Ooh! Eeh! Ow! Yeow!
I look like smerfette Oh what am I going to do?
I remember you drawing that. I remember you showing me.
Now!
Are you mad at me ?
Anything you can dream of!
♪ My manifest destiny ♪
Did I see that?
I'm surrounded by nincompoops!
and he asked me to build a machine to replicate people food
Your uncle saw that.
[ah-ooga noise]
♪ College for clowns, please ♪
♪ It's just one of those days one of those days, one of those days ♪
Esmerelda.
But you know what they say about good things...
[yelping]
Why thank you, Brock!
-then, yeah, sign me up. -Oh!
[sighs] Honey, Mackenzie really misses you.
-No, a salmon. -[Owen] Great.
Ladies and Gentlemen
[stammering] I don't know what's wrong!
[all chuckling]
Henchman? I'm not your henchman, you bumbling buffoon!
[whimpers] Bulletman!
to my late brother's secret of the animals.
Sorry, Horatio, but I can't... [chomps]
Yeah, he came in with my Uncle Horatio.
Okay, who has a cactus room in their house?
[crowd cheers]
-He eats dog biscuits. -I eat dog biscuits. Okay, I'll tell them.
Awkward
Sounds interesting! No! OK. We're going to Ahtohallan.
-♪ A most salubrious welcome ♪ -[women] Oh!
[Chesterfield] Come on. Come on, you big baby.
A 1,000-pound horse landing in a very small bowl
Bulletman! [laughs]
Bulletman!
-[honks] -[laughs]
And, uh... Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia.
I don't even know what hamsters eat.
Which is why it's funny that he asked you to do it, right?
[Owen sighs]
What happened to you? You eat a bad banana? [chuckles]
I consider myself a reasonable human being.
Okay. I can see you're obviously not thinking straight.
A hippopotamus.
[whispering] Owen?