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It was 1:15 in the morning.
Are you ready for some more music?
Yes, thank you, Your Honor.
You're a giant pain in the ass.
- Hey, you up for a drink? - Can't.
every time I turn around, you're there.
One, two, three.
And therefore, I humbly apologize.
Are you sure you're in the right place?
Two for me.
* You belong *
I would like that, too.
- The Friars Club? - I don't know. Am I?
While performing in a licensed venue,
You're my 11:00?
The Air Force is Jewish.
She was spinning webs around me, man,
Your Honor, emotions are running a little high here...
It's a very sound argument.
- You and me on the same side! - Uh-huh.
I've only litigated in front of the man, like, a thousand times.
Uh, no. Laundry day.
I mean, are there exceptions?
I'll pay for half the apartment.
Sorry.
Shit, you got me beat.
Who is this person that doesn't give me her name?
Is this your baby?
I plead guilty, Your Honor.
You know, I just blanked.
I used to know what she did.
Thank you, Your Honor.
For nothing?
I'm trying to figure out how I feel.
* Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... *
- * I wish I knew * - * I wish I knew. *
Is your husband in the courtroom, ma'am?
- and it's on Lenox. - Right, the guy's Lanner,
and instead I'm filled with dread and doubts
Not that I've ever seen her wear the same thing twice.
How do I feel? How do I feel?
that is a lovely dress you are wearing.
Cops that hang out around outside clubs
Really? Since when?
I thought this was supposed to be a fun evening,
heard some cute uptown chick got arrested doing a set.
* Wet with rain, but remember... *
It was everywhere.
We'll take care of this.
Did you tell the doctor that?
I never thought you liked me so much.
Yes? No?
See you.
Just be gentle.
Oh, so cute.
Thank you.
Bye, Lenny.
She has plenty of clothes.
Please don't ask him who he is.
Yes.
Not yet.
You got a coat? It's cold out.
I'm going with con man.
I used to know all her friends.
Lipstick, cigarettes...
Ma'am?
Otherwise, you can risk trial,
You had to think about it?
The defendant pleads guilty on all counts,
Follow-through's never been his strong suit.
- that we took him in. - I'm not mad at you,
You're like the pet we never had.
and they made us come back three times.
All right, let's see what we got here.
- Moishe... - Uh-oh.
there is no way this activity would recur.
- I'm not getting upset. - You're mad at me
Y-You came to New York without a nickel in your pocket,
Let me explain Jewish and goyish to you.
* But nevertheless, I'm in love *
So, I turned to the expert.
keep an eye on the kids a while longer.
She walked out that door and had a place to go.
- Salt it. - What?