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- Abe, are you listening? - Yes!
After all, I am a woman.
And may I address the court?
Why is there no coffee?
I'll be damned. Abe Weissman?
- And I need it in the next hour. - What?
Well, what the hell can I ask you, Midge? I mean...
- Yeah. - One, two, three.
They know.
You can take it off the market.
Rose... can I get you anything?
Where's Zelda? Zelda's in charge of coffee.
You got a shoot with Harper's Bazaar later?
Vaguely.
Here, I got it.
Do you not know who you are?
No, no, no. Wear it to court.
You can't ask me after I've taken five hits off a joint.
Good people, funny people.
* Of the morning *
and that you have something you'd like to say to the court.
- I can swing it. - You can swing for that,
Effectively, this was entrapment.
- He bailed me out. - Why?
Hell, yeah.
It's so goyish, you can't even say it.
I see her.
From the Gaslight, right?
I think so.
- I said that it wasn't. - It's not.
- Janet? - Wait.
but, Dad, I want to make it somewhere on my own.
- The Allies planning D-Day. - Yeah, yes.
But I'm not you. I'm me.
This is really fascinating.
Uh-huh.
Look at this.
She just waltzed in, scooped up the kids,
Here, take this one. We'll grab another.
She didn't even know the kids' names.
It comes in white now, ladies, so rush right out.
Oh, I don't get a say?
He looks pretty rapey to me.
where we are.
Like you did.
* And think about the girl *
Susie probably has it.
Country club? White House?
The Army is goyish.
very adorable, and then somebody asked me if I had kids,
Sure.
We're talking about getting arrested.
Neat.
You got any of your own?
that you know what you're doing,
opening for Mingus.
See, he's up in the mountains, a r-rope around him,
a compact;
at the Vanguard Friday night, you should come by.
You're certainly packaged right.
with 1140A of the penal law.
Fellow named Langford. You catch him?
You're welcome, Mrs. Maisel. And by the way,
I have to go to the bathroom.
For later.
For you? Never. Get down here.
- That'll do the trick. - Hold on, guys.
Pounder comes up, saying I was all drunk and belligerent.
But clearly, things aren't going great
you're slip-sliding toward fascism,
Instant potatoes, scary goyish.
so I grab his knife and... Do I owe you money?
I don't know if you're hurt, or you're sick,
'Cause I bailed him out.
No.
She dressed for the meeting.
Then you're gonna go after her,
She is married with two beautiful preschool children.
When did Zelda get married?
Palmer's coming back.
- Thanks again, Lenny, really. - Anytime.
and it's so close to the park.
What if some of us are supposed
You're the only one I can stand in this stupid business.
Her hair was still wet, like she just showered.
Let them show you around, take you to lunch.
- I don't know. - Third base.
I have to appear in court.
Thank you, Jerry.
and you've given me every opportunity,
Hey, if you don't eat before you get home,
See ya, Midge.