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Oh, so cute.
and up to three months in jail.
- New? - Kind of.
She's acting so strange and different.
I even heard her crying at one point.
Yes, her. I know it's a horrible time,
Sure, sure. Get your own place.
There's one of me, Imogene.
I've got a... look, a-a Diners Club card,
A man is gonna pick it up.
If I got mad at you at 10:00 at night,
I don't believe Mr. Kessler has a husband.
What the hell do I do?
I'll be back later this afternoon.
Where's Miriam? - Look, this is really about the kids.
- Three months? - Now, as you consider this,
Excuse me, ma'am.
You start controlling speech,
an upstanding citizen with a spotless record.
A late-in-life bris, that's more fun. - Uh-uh.
- If you can. - No, no, man.
Is Lenny Bruce boring at home? Like, at home is he all,
So...
- and it's on Tennox, I got it. - You got shit.
You like this song?
And it was cold last night.
And?
Hey. Joel Maisel.
you absorb Dr. Spock, you inhale Dr. Spock.
Well, I'm not loving it.
I can take him, but in a few years..."
Midge...
- Midge... - Indochina, whatever that is.
Is that a sandwich?
I spent on this stupid book on a fourth lipstick,
Was Roosevelt still president?
What does that have to do with anything?
Oh, shoot, I'm talking about Archie.
* Watch the sunrise on a tropic isle *
You know me, I don't put up with shit,
What?
Joel.
- Lenny, go introduce us. - Oh, come on.
Yeah, I saw him asking for directions.
- How are you, Abe? - I'm good, Moishe!
They like us there.
Like we did the temple seats.
You know, it's funny, but lately,
If you don't like to fly, you don't join Pan Am.
VICKI: No, this is the guy I met two weeks ago
Yes?
Now, dig it, uh, these cats behind me,
And she had a place to go.
Same thing?
You going somewhere after this?
- Mrs. Miniver? From the movie? - Yeah.
I've got everything else in the world in my purse.
And then he comes on stage and he's all,
Contempt of court fine is $200. Cash.
He was talking some serious shit about you earlier.
Well, were you?
I did pretty good for my first night of freedom.
Coming.
it's a drop in each ear,
No, he's not.
Just me?
It's a hangout for comics, not the U.N.
if and when Joel and Miriam get back together.
He's strong, this kid.
- Yes. - Your bail's posted.
Mmm. Delicious.
Oh, my God, I'm awful.