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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
That looks scary.
I just...
- Tell me it's gonna work. - What?
- My suits are fine, Moishe. - Your suits are old.
This isn't Perry Mason.
You dressed for the meeting.
So I sent this kid down to the Gaslight,
Lindsey Trent and the Hot Three.
I can't ask you this, I can't ask you that,
- Night, Midge. - Night, Midge.
Then I will do that.
Joel was downstairs.
I have that thing tonight.
Figures.
Ma'am, ma'am.
and they busted his door in, that's how.
What are you doing here?
and I realized... I don't have one.
My God, Abe, I've been trying to get you out of tweeds
Why?
Fuck.
"You got this"?
- Voting rights, he's on it. - What's happening with voting?
I'm-I'm gonna read up on all this stuff when I get home.
* And never, ever think *
Mm-hmm.
She's special. I mean, raw, unpredictable.
- I'm sure he did. - So what's the point here, Abe?
No, Harry, she's a comic.
No?
Y-You call me up out of the blue asking for money,
- Rapist. - Confidence trickster.
It was mine to take back. My son knew this.
Palmer Witherspoon.
I need some coffee.
This comedy thing, I'm-I'm staking a lot on it.
You mean right after your cotillion?
People are gonna love the layout,
Then you got to pay $200 and apologize to the judge.
I wasn't belligerent during the set.
Who showers at that hour?
Well, he helped tune the piano, so it wasn't a complete loss.
Amaretto sour.
Are you okay?
Next case.
No takers?
In cash.
Uh, for the sitter.
I dress for important meetings.
Why am I starving? Do they serve food here?
- Lewd. - Well, I...
* In the wee small hours *
I'm a, I'm a friend of Midge's.
This was fun.
Hear me out because if he's not living with that girl,
I need $200.
"To The Detriment Of The Moral Health"
You will not see it again.
- Sit down, young man. - Well, at least he said "young."
- Well, that sounds great. - It is.
You actually made it.
- * What's in it for you? * - * What's in it for you? *
Now, take off your clothes.
- So, where's the crime? - Right.
* Of the morning *
would be as long as your arm.
Really?
- Hey. - Give it to me.
And who's gonna stop us, huh?
I don't know what you needed the money for,
"Performing without a cabaret license." Bullshit.
Mainly constitutional things.
Maybe.
I was wondering, is there any way
If you're afraid of blood, you don't become a surgeon.
to drunk and disorderly conduct,
ibid
I've got two kids. No picture.
I thought we were really playing.
Please, tell me
I got my copy the day I met Archie.
What do you want me to do?
Ethel and Julius Rosenberg were framed!
every Jewish mother's worst nightmare.
and I walked out that door, I would not have a place to go.
Now, dig, Bob, it said, "Bob Bhyre,
Yeah.
Nail polish,
of those around you.
about how generous I'm feeling right now,
Jacques Fath.
No. - Hey, wait a minute, wait, here we go.
When Joel and I met our co-op board for the first time,
The outfit...
Bob Byhre does it.
You been downtown?
but in view of what happened here today, I offer this:
what the hell was going on, anyway. - What was that?
No good, huh?
and we saw how that turned out.
Guests have to sign in.
It's, uh...
I can't stay here, I have to pick up my son.
Certainly.
Oh, mine, too.
Who are you, Charles Dickens?
I feel fine. I feel good.
Oh, shit.
to help you deal with this.