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School's your answer to everything....
Roll over.
Wandering mongrel. Get out of my mom-and-pop operation.
-Bart-dude! -Hey, Otto-man!
Come on, boy. Sit!
Stay!
See? He does exactly what I say.
He taught that the noblest concerto can be drained of its beauty.
-Very impressive. -You try it.
master
Hands off!
Our warranty doesn't cover fire, theft or acts of dog.
...because my dog is tied up!
Lenny, I need to leave. Cover for me.
How can we tell we're doing it right?
Let me write this down. Copies of...
Shake hands.
Not the sports section!
Correct the dog!
A manhunt, or "woman-hunt", is on--
Such responsibility. What's your favorite subject?
I said, sit!
...as the traditions I was weaned on are put to sleep, one by one.