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Hold up, wait a minute now.
Ha-ha-ha. Hey, Massa, won't you do me a favor
I told you you was lying.
Look out, look out, look out.
See, that's your problem.
[GUNSHOT]
Wait, Dad. There's something I should tell you about Thelma.
MAN: Good job, boy. Give him a biscuit.
If you were in my house, nigga,
Some believe he had supernatural powers.
and master these nuts in your mouth, nigga.
Having sold his script,
Nigga, you ain't even supposed to know how to read.
They danced, did arts and crafts,
RUCKUS: Did I hear somebody say something about Catcher Freeman?
of Confederate Colonel George Lynchwater,
with your black jungle-bunny mama.
You have one week.
MAN: Fuck you, you massa!
Catcher promptly betrayed Thelma's rebellion.
He was tall, he was handsome,
When you whip it out And it's 5 inches
Now, I-- I know we've all had our problems with Massa,
You're Catcher Freeman? The Catcher Freeman?
Slaves sang that and many other joyful songs all day.
[SOUL MUSIC PLAYING]
Now, that's an ending.
It's over, Catcher. Drop it, or she's dead!
Savior, soldier, killer...
Man, I says we murder that cracker.
Now, Tobias was madly in love with young Thelma.
[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
All right, Granddad, dang. You making me uncomfortable.
Everybody is in time-out right now.
GRANDDAD: Wait? W-what? Massa's son?
you gotta know a little something about slavery.
Shoot, he probably made up this whole "slavery" thing.