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How come everyone we related to is somebody famous?
I don't know.
Nope, it's Catcher Freeman. Yippee! Come on.
Charge!
TOBIAS: Shut the fuck up, Percy!
RILEY: That nigga lying.
That's not true!
I don't know anyone named Dienda. Dienda who?
COLONEL: Tobias, didn't I tell you to tell these niggers
See, I keep my mental mind extra secure. Nothing gets in.
his trapezius muscles rippled through his shirt.
I want my money back.
and free all your friends and kinfolk.
But we'll need your help.
And I mean anywhere.
Kills them both.
cut that cracker's head clean off,
RILEY: Oh, no, don't go in there, Catcha.
Dienda my dick, nigga.
Why not just wait for Santa Claus
Ah, look at that nigga go again.
He go round from plantation to plantation,
He like a black-ass Batman, if you will.
Who has not heard of Catcher Freeman?
Nobody really knows why Catcha
Then Catcher's gonna run in
CATCHER: Stand still, bitch!
Having known no other woman,
Wait, wait, wait. Bring that back,
This is the best part. You'll never see this coming.
Where you going?
And how would you know?
and this is how you repay me?
[CATCHA GRUNTING]
HUEY: He is believed to have written the first screenplay,
Never heard such bullshit in all my life.
great-hussy in question was Thelma.
to try and stop this madness.
Oh, Colonel Lynchwater's.
Tsk. Man, he made up Catcher Freeman.
the pleasures of the flesh before,
[ALL LAUGH]
[RILEY SNORING]
RILEY: Oh, man. From the beginning?
I can read and write,
♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪
GRANDDAD: Great-great-great-granddaddy.
Man, we already know
you can stay out here and work with them for a few days.