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Riley, stop it!
Catcha would find 'em anywhere.
But...the script.
to just go with the winning team.
by selling a script? Ha!
singing songs of freedom.
He, like, 14 feet tall,
He did.
Oh, you are gonna be a very rich man, son.
It ain't right.
So they took a field slave named Catcha Freeman
I may not know nothin' about history,
RUCKUS: Ah, look at that nigga go.
And that name was Freeman.
RUCKUS: That ain't good white history.
Fiends my dick NIGGA!!!
GRANDDAD: Stop interrupting!
"He was also Colonel Lynchwater's son,
GRANDDAD: But, oh, Tobias was hating with his punk ass.
Oh, no, no, Massa Colonel, I wasn't--
looked even less African than she actually was.
RILEY: Heh-heh-heh.
property to their respective owners during slavery.
[♪♪♪]
But this is one heck of a-- Of a-- Uh...
that ever could happen to Negro-kind.
Riley, come on, now!
♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪
♪ Take our black asses Out of here ♪
Ain't you sick of the white man?
[GASPS]
Excuse me.
Man, you ever notice how white people sound when they get mad?
[ALL LAUGHING]
♪ The inner glow That lets you know ♪
Except I would never, ever lay
Colonel Massa's men fought bravely,
"Catcher Tobias Lynchwater, better known as Catcher Freeman,
♪ And kill all these crackers ♪
[THELMA YELLS]
You out here telling jokes, Tobias?
And he was your great--
That's colored man history you talking.
[THELMA SCREAMS]
You know you're not allowed to sing that song.
I'll be happy to.
How's we's gonna survive without Massa?
First of all, his name wasn't even Catch-er Freeman,
Of course I've heard of you.
Mm?
You ain't seen no nigga ride out like me.
Oh, my God, this is crazy.
You be believin' anything somebody tells you
RILEY: Oh, man, he sold the crew out for a script?
but I'd be happy to read it to you.
Plus, he had like 300 ho's. He ain't had just no Thelma.
[GUNSHOT]
And what's your plan, house nigga?
with good jobs, food, housing.
You know.