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It's driving me crazy that I can't remember it.
It's me, Speckle.
-[laughs] -[laughs awkwardly]
Huh.
Whoo! [laughs] I'm so bad!
Mm-hmm. Okay.
Speckle, how did you tame that jaguar?
-Hi, Bertie! -[gasps]
No!
I'm sorry, phone.
with this bungalow's bewitching baths, brilliant boudoirs...
[laughs] Milled wood?
But you were like a runaway train with this house.
Beakles, no!
Oh, no, this shit looks exactly like my dream!
Hmm.
Actually, realtors are shockingly tolerant of shenanigans.
-[man] Why? Why? -Hey, is that a jaguar?
[all laugh]
I got, like, a billion weird crushes going on at a time.
Speckle will say they're creepy, but we'll ignore him.
-[laughing] -[alarm ringing]
Uh, but spoiler alert, I'm an architect.
You make enough money at your law firm to buy a house?
Great. Listen, our credit scores are excellent,
because, as adults know, shit must be kept.
Dying?
All of us, from the moment we're born.
[Bertie] I'm completely normal.
[barking, chittering]
What am I supposed to do until I drop dead at 109,