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-Oh. -Ugh! Terrible!
[toilet flushes]
Ah!
-[man] Delivery! -Come on up.
Ka-kaw!
A "forever friend."
-[timer dings] -And right on time.
What makes you say that?
I get to nerd out about architecture
This is my actual purse.
Hmm! Sweet and sour sauce.
Shut up, hypothalamus, you dirty lobe-humper.
-[gasps] -We'll use it once to impress our friends,
Come now.
Maybe someday, but right now, the thought of planning a wedding is like, bleh!
But it doesn't matter 'cause it's all in my head.
["City On The Map" plays]
What? Where am I?
Took me hours to come up with that name.
♪ Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie ♪
Wasn't that the plan?
Come look at this pantry. It's got a Lazy Susan and a Lively Linda.
We always knew at some point we'd grow up and move out.
♪ I'll grind till I get signed Name on the dotted line ♪
and I'm terrified that the whole thing is gonna come crashing down on me.
-Oh, good one, guys. -[grunts]
That's okay.
-[people scream] -[jaguar roars]
All this talk about mortgages, and 30 years, and early death...
Just because our loan is 30 years
And probably sit next to a dude eating the world's smelliest egg salad.
Hi, uh, Rebecca. Did they receive our offer?
Speckle, watch out!
Shit. He's onto us. Act normal.
In my head, I'm married to three random strangers,
Consider it a neighborly gift.
We're still in the running for this thing.
-My own garden. -[Speckle] We'd have so much space here.
What kind of molding would you say this is?
Once your loan is approved, you'll be one step closer to home ownership.
How about our "buy one, get 40 free" goldfish sale? [laughs]
Great. Joint checking account it is.
[man] Boxer versus raptor, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na!
[laughing] We have a lot of goldfish!
This is just a starter house.
Oh, jeez.
And sometimes, I think about him.
I don't know. I just didn't want it to hurt you or me.