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Refreshing the FR, until...
Sounds like an A-7 scenario.
The RUM HAM
Do you smoke?
- You can't do it from here. - Yeah, you could.
Thank you, Mr. Cowboy. I'll take it under advisement.
You have two hours to comply.
Whoo!
SEND IN THE DODD
telephone, full bar, VHS.
Ellis?
Benefits of a classical education
Well, Gail, by this time the hostages should be going through...
that when things started to pan out for her...
Remember that when you sign for the tip
- Don't kill me. Don't kill me, please. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, my God.
Jesus, Mary, mother of God.
Last chance.
- Theo. - Yo!
I can gibbemdooya.
You bet!
Masks? Who gives a shit about masks? Who the fuck is this?
. .
This is agent Johnson. I’m special agent Johnson No relation.
We’re gonna need some more FBI guys I guess...
Blow the roof!
Fire.
Hans.
They want the detonators or they're gonna kill me.
- He's still alive. - What?
Well, if you mean the terrorists, sir, we don't exactly know.
U.S. Intelligence Community
Way ahead of you, partner
You know that game with the guns that shoot red paint?
No, but I'll have a sofa brought out to you. Good enough?
'Cause I'm a New York cop.
welcome to the party comma pal
All telephone lines have been cut.
Hey, babe, I negotiate million-dollar deals for breakfast.
Go fuck yourself, Horns
You don't like flyin', do you?
It's obvious you're not some dumb schmuck up here to snatch a few purses. Am I right?
You ask for miracles, Theo I give you the f.b.i.
Ellis......Bubby!!
l didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
HE'S GOT THE UNIVERSAL DOTARD PLAYBOOK.. AND HE'S RUNNING IT STEP BY STEP.
Glass? Who gives a crap about glass? Who the fark is this?
Just remember that when you sign for the tip
I'm Agent Johnson This is Special Agent Johnson
I love working at Lurie!
So I wanted to give you a call.
Now we have cheese too.
The seventh lock, however, is out of my hands.
lose 20 - 25 percent of the hostages... tops.
Send in the Z2.
I'm tired of sitting here waiting to see who gets us killed first -
Hey, John Boy.
We have to tell Karl his brother is dead. Tell him to come down.
John, come in. Did you get that?
Send in the car.
Me just trying to make conservation…
When my kids catch me turning the clocks forward on NYE.
It's Christmas, Andre. It's the time of miracles
Come to the zoom, we'll get together, have a few laughs
Bag it.
- In Sri Lanka, the nine members of the Asian Dawn movement. - What the fuck?
Never defend others it gets you no where
That Little Shit
"Come out to the coast. We'll get together, have a few laughs."
When Unarmed People Being Killed Isn't Quite Enough to Spark Outrage
Glass? Who gives a shit about glass?
But, uh, you're gonna have to bring the ice cream.
in the $640 million in negotiable bearer bonds...
I said forget the roof. They got people all over it.
and a father... of three.
- Al, do you copy? - Are you all right?
So Kareem rebounds, right? Feeds Worthy on the break.
Hi, honey.
We'll do it the hard way. Tony, see if you can dispose of that.
Let's see you take this under advisement... Principal Fuhrer!
- How many are there? - Just one man. - Someone is "jumping the gun".
You're neither, shithead.
It's about time.
or what you're doing, but you just destroyed a building!
As In Set in Stone
What the fuck - Jesus!
Look, this is the last time these kids are gonna have to speak to their parents.
THEY'LL SPEND MONTHS WONDERING WHEN FEES WILL FINALLY DROP
Shit. Where the fuck is it?
Yeah. You have to take a leak, it'll even help you find your zipper.
Bring the other one over here. Hurry.
When Bruce Willis was asked to join Glass Glass? Who gives a shit about glass?
This is agent Ashkhad. I’m special agent Ashkhad. No relation
Attention, this channel is reserved for emergency learning only.
Welcome to the Party, Tyler!
They're shootin' at the lights.
Don't - Don't kill me. Please, don't. Please!
That's very kind of you.
What the hell you talking about, man?
Dawn. D-A-W-N.
Christ!
- All right, all right! - Get them out of the car. Let's go!
You are most troublesome for a security guard.
Karl, hunt that little shit down And get those detonators!
P2 in the field to HQ... From up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack shit
Mr. Takagi.
It's beautiful.
Put it down now.
What gives you that idea?
- A fucking robbery? - Put down the gun.
Only Lucky Ass Gaybriel can drive somebody that crazy.
Enough jokes.
Interned at Manzanar, 1942 to '43.
So be of good cheer and call me when you hit the last lock.
Just like Kabul
And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept... For there were no more worlds to conquer
A policeman's wife might come in handy.
Move! Come on! Let's move!
These idiotic shitbirds are toast
Now, you listen to me, jerk-off.
Oh I hope that’s not Robot Monster
- Get over there! - Hurry.
Fine, report me! Come the fuck down here and arrest me!
- Shit - Leave it. Move on.
How many kids you got, Al?
I can give him to you.
No sir, you couldn't drag me away.
Let's see you take this under advisement... Principal Fuhrer
The mayor's gonna have my ass.
- Is this on the right channel? - Yes, sir.
"We're gonna need some more F.B.I. guys, I guess."
Just trying to fire down a thousand-year-old Twinkie
We're Gonna Need Some More Experts, I Guess.
Hey, Powell, you got flat feet?
Baby. Come on, baby. Come on, baby.
Uh, yeah. We got it.
Sir, I've already told you, this is a reserved channel.
I am an exceptional troll, Mrs. McClane.
Nein (No)! This is mine.
we'll be sitting on a beach earning twenty percent.
If there's terrorists in there, where's their list of demands?
#videogames #mentalhealth
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