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‐ So many motionless celebrities.
We're going so much faster than those idiots standing on the street!
Jesus, his receptive language is great,
‐ Now you're rubbing it in my face that you're smarter than me.
being a kickass businesswoman.
[both moaning]
‐ What, Korvo? He's my line husband.
[Godzilla screeching]
[panting]
my touch‐the‐wall‐for‐leverage Asics gloves,
‐ Korvo, you don't have to make stuff up.
I'll just shoot some carbon into a delicious chicken sandwich.
‐ I'm gonna get you fuckers back for this someday!
‐ [laughs] This line is unstoppable!
‐ Let's adopt up to 28 rescue dogs
The new line is all pros. Look at the way they stand.
You aren't the only ones who've stood in line before, Terry.
After I work all day to pay for your sailboat.
I think the Pupa is in an epic battle with a Godzilla.
‐ Oh look, it's the Pupa, Godzilla, and the Giant Robot.
‐ Their posture is impeccable! We got stuck with a bunch of slouchers.
Ow. Ow.
[panting]
I don't think we spoke a word when Terry was gone.
‐ Korvo, no. I need to get back to line basics.
‐ Hey, remember when we waited in that line
KORVO: [over phone] Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia
with my teammate slash work husband in crime
This line is just getting good! ‐ Really?
‐ He's playing you, ho. He totally fingers me on the reg.
‐ Fuck the codes. I'm Linus.
‐ Well, here's a little trick of the trade, you dumb bitch.
"Any line worth standing in doesn't move."
‐ Wait, what are you looking at?
You know how to rock the fuck out of a polka dot.
outside the back of that shirt.
‐ You've got this. Just close your eyes and think about winning this line.
[both screaming]
‐ I cannot believe after 10 years of marriage,
‐ Why would I ever do that?
One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a pupa and escaped‐‐
Jeff wanted some tips on smoking a fuckin' rad pork shoulder.
‐ I don't know, 'cause I'm smart?
Dammit! This is so frustrating. I can't see the robot.
Oh shit, a lake? Oh my god, oh, we're getting in the water?
You stared at the ground like a real, um,
I'm proud of you for doing the right thing.