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and you're making me get tripped up after the obese brother.
You wanted to share one of my hobbies with me,
Metaphorically. Because otherwise we'd lose our place in line.
‐ He won the Standee three years in a row.
that is definitely leading to a costly line divorce.
Lines are a metaphor for the human experience.
He had a devilish grin! He's gonna do something Pupa‐y.
Did you just give that guy a little smooch?
‐ This is stupid.
‐ Leave now or pay the price.
It's about how Noah solved murders at night on his ark.
‐ Whoa, he really does have two faces.
[standers grunting]
[gasps] That's the guy who called Linus.
‐ Oh no, I'm sorry, Linus, but he's right.
We're going to wait for the midnight release
Remember when we pretended we lost our drivers' licenses
your hair‐mouth on my mouth‐mouth, mister.
‐ Time for the ultimate focus and to get into the zone.
I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo.
Think back, before all the gear, magazines,
‐ I once waited in a line at the grocery store.
‐ If you don't line check, you lose your spot,
‐ You're embarrassing me.
slash life Terry and this person named Lameus.
‐ Eat shit and die, Linus.
‐ You had me at Jessica Opposites!
‐ I always knew you were the smart one. Stick with me. Okay?
‐ Thank you, Linus.
I got all the husband I need right here.
‐ I do?
‐ You rank them like hurricanes?
so I can bully‐‐ ow‐‐ humans in their 30s.
‐ Ooh, I love a new iPhone.
‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm the t‐shirt guy. Hand it over.