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How can you confuse GREEN???
...my whole screening process.
Hello, Lena? Hi, it's Jerry Seinfeld.
- Hi. - Hi.
Northam to Homecare workers: You think you’re maskworthy?
Who is going to cut the ribbon???
Yeah, I'm against AIDS. I mean, I'm walking, aren't I?
...about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.
I'd kill to be a 32.
I wasn't paying attention. I'd just come from shopping...
JORD IS GETTING FRUSTRATED
This guy won't wear a poppy.
How many come in a case?
.
Before they went off the market. But now I've got to re- evaluate...
Mick Jagger
...for a speedboat.
It's like Beat the C/ock. There's a lot of pressure there.
Who doesn’t want to wave the ribbon
...a giving person. If I date a taking person...
Why?
She said I wasn’t swab worthy. Wouldn’t waste a swab on me
How did I get your number?
- Put the ribbon on. - Hey, Cedric, Bob.
...because they're shut in. Of course, they're not locked in...
Jerry got her phone number off of an AIDS Walk list?
Are you out of your mind? You got the AIDS Walk tomorrow.
I eat well. I exercise. Blood tests, immaculate.
- Well, Susan. - Oh, Susan uses the Sponge.
- What are you talking about? - I gotta tell you something...
Hey, look at this. I just got a citation in the mail for my work with shut-ins.
Elaine, you should admire me. I'm aspiring to date a giving person.
WHO? WHO DOESN'T WANT TO EAT THE SWORDFISH?
Okay.
Just for these Sponges?
Yeah, the oceans are really getting very sudsy.
Who, Who does not want to wear the mask ?
I change the 32 waist on the label...