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Sensational.
[SCOFFS]
Wake up, Mr. Sleepy Head. You are late.
Yeah, shit, I can't think of it. That's right.
[YELLS] Good morning, Vietnam.
Still, it's better than New York in the summer.
and bearing a striking resemblance to myself
Aha!
All of a sudden you...
[IN SOUTHERN ACCENT] Hi, have you seen my face?
but watch the liberties you take.
he could end up an MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP.
Terrorism's on the uprise in Saigon.
- Sarcasm, sir. - Up in Bergen County.
[CHANTING IN DISTINCTLY]
They'd never approve of that being released.
It's too dangerous staying here.
LEVITAN: My name is Levitan. Can you say that?
GWill34 You're pissing me off.
Sir, it's time to rise.
[AS GOMER PYLE] Those girls are just so pretty.
[SLOWLY] No, it's not a problem. Everybody has it.
[RELATIVES SPEAKING IN VIETNAMESE]
If someone is not telling the truth, you say that they are full of...
- Sir. - Garlick.
CRONAUER: We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.
I just want you to know one thing,
Great and manifold are our blessings today.
How can you have the gall to compare the conflict here in Vietnam
You Like It? I Got It In Hong Kong, Home Of The Shiny Green Suit.
Cretan camouflage.
- You want Cronauer back on the air. - You want him back?
Look at this thing. A little Italian party favour there.
GARLICK: From a Marine in Da Nang:
[SLOWLY] Well, we ask people, Are you the enemy?
Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy
Okay. It's blocked in by a truck.
- Thank you. - Thank you, thank you.
All the news that's new and approved by the U.S. Army,
And you're also very quiet.
THIS WILL NOT LOOK GOOD ON A RESUME
DICKERSON: No, sir, frankly, I do not understand.
Great Britain recognised the island state of Singapore.
SOLDIER 11: I like James Brown. - You like James Brown. Yes, sir.
And this is just radio.
What's up?
Danang me!
Pull up a floor here. Hi, Tuan, long time no see.
You want be my friend, you trusting me. You would eat it.
There's nothing I can do about that.
It' s not just you...
That is humor. I recognize that.
- Earl, Earl, Earl. - That's Jimmy Wah, he owns the place.
No longer the case.
I may go downtown, look for a Vietnamese man named Phil.
KIRK: We're happy with him too, sir.
CRONAUER: Well, first thing, Garlick, is you gotta requisition a new name.
- No, she don't. - She do liking you.
- Guy Monaco.
What the hell is this?
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Leo, Leo.
You see? You don't trusting me.
Now where do Cronauer go?
- Yeah. You okay? - No.
GARLICK: This is a nightmare. CRONAUER: I don't know.
HELL NO TRUMP WASN'T ON THE RAID CADET BONE SPUR WAS ON THE EIGHTEENTH HOLE,, IDIOT!
Staggers the imagination
Absolutely not.
"Oh! You're going straight to Hell for that one!"
You come into my class, so maybe we like you.
Hmm.
People are depending on you.
Can you tell us what you've found out about the enemy since you've been here?
What does three up and three down mean to you, airman?
It's that hot. You know?
She comes over, brings you a red soup. She's got some tomato soup.
GARLICK: I'll take care of it pronto, sir. - You could get in trouble for that.
[SLOWLY] Nerve gas?
NIXON [ON TAPE]: By plane, by helicopter and also by automobile.
MP: If you attempt to deviate from the planned schedule,
[ALL LAUGH]
Sometimes your face look like a fish in the Gulf of Thailand.
They're waiting for enlightenment.
Major Kleiner requests that you do not describe your duffel as "all duffels look alike."
Hey, I know it's not the morning, but that's my trademark
Hey, Mr. O'Malley, O'Malley. You know, the Irish Dolby twins.
I'm sorry. You look like Lynn's friend from Toledo.
- Come on. - I not like you, sir.
Check your settings you might have it on the wrong speed
[NORMAL] What's it gonna be like tonight? [SOLDIER] Hot and wet.
Please don't do this to me. Please don't do this.
Perhaps you'd like to share it with the rest of us.
Sir? What about the show?
Good morning, ROZ!!
[SIGHS]
[WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD PLAYING ON RADIO]
We no future together, Cronauer.
My neighbour, dead. His wife, dead.
[ALL CHEERING]
and many, many more, but we need to hear your requests.
Yeah, that's right. The final Adrian Cronauer broadcast.
- We haven't got the money, pal. - Anyway.
She's not for you.
Gooood Morning Charlotte/Triad!
It's like, Wow, baby. I don't know what's going down.
It is hazardous and has been for about 48 hours.
You gotta prove something, knocking around Vietnamese kids?
Gentlemen, I don't know... Oh, my God, these lips.
- Break the goddamn door down. CRONAUER: Police, ambulance
CRONAUER: Why do you make every town sound like a Mexican restaurant?
Specifically... Excuse me.
you have to kick out the Chinks, spics, spooks and kikes,
and we're having a major difficulty in finding the enemy.
- I can confide you? - Sure.
Seretse Khama becomes the first premier of Bechuanaland.
Thank you for silky smooth sound. Make me sound like Peggy Lee.
- See you later. - Mr. Cronauer, I really liking you.
I still can't believe she really wants to see me.
[SPEAKING BACKWARDS] Freddie is the devil. Freddie is the devil.
Okay, let's just play with the substitute, then, okay?
Hey, that wraps it up for me, Marty Lee Dreiwitz.
I don't like your style, your politics or your sense of humour.
And as far as polkas, they are a much maligned musical taste.
provided you leave without incident.
Hey, this is not a test. This is rock 'n' roll.
And perhaps some night, we could maybe get together
It says... What sizes you got? You got large, medium and Caucasian.
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