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Just a moment, come on.
There she is again. How did she get ahead of us?
Here's a brief test of that jamming.
[AS ED SULLIVAN] Let me introduce the members of the band.
One thing that didn't officially happen was a bomb didn't explode at 1430 hours,
SLOAN: What we're gonna talk about today is shopping.
McPHERSON: It's... - Turn it off now.
They have pictures of him. If they find him, they will shoot him.
[EFFEMINATELY] Thank you.
I’m waiting to die
Yo, GI! Hello, sailor, hello!
I am a lieutenant and I would like salutes occasionally.
My God, they're moving. I'm gonna flap my eyebrows to death.
Me On the first day back to work
But if you toy with me,
[IN IRISH ACCENT] Patrick O... O'Malley.
AFVN better than AFVD, which means you have to get a quick shot.
- Where is Cronauer? DREIWITZ: Still eating, sir.
Can we try, My boyfriend's back? Anybody?
Uh, Dick, I'm transferring you.
- What'd he say? TUAN: He say you drink too much already.
Now funkify it. Give me some real funk.
AFRS Radio is owned and operated by the United States government
The requests will be taken pretty soon. Requests?
- Nothing to discuss, she doesn't like me. - Yes, she do.
Yeah, he's funny. I know funny and this guy is funny.
at 0600 hours and 1600 hours to hear that lunatic.
My country maybe no future.
I run the station according to strict guidelines set by military intelligence.
Campbell's.
CRONAUER: Shit. GARLICK: One more time.
or your ass is grass and I'm a lawnmower.
Military politics. Nothing personal. The men like him better than they do you.
Didn't we meet last year at the Feinman bar mitzvah?
I'm waiting to die.
[RAPIDLY] Let's get it up on 17, 18...
Dig in. Mm-mm.
[SPEAKS IN VIETNAMESE]
- Ten-hut. - At ease.
- Sir? - Edward.
Good Morning Okinawaaaaa
I've been looking forward to meeting you. Listen, could you do me a favour?
- and swap humourous stories for fun. CRONAUER: Yeah.
- That's it. We're having a good time. MAN: All right!
he's disobeyed orders as to style and content.
Da Nang Richard Blumenthal Lives in a Glass House & throws Stones
Mission does involve... I think very appropriately.
How do you recognise an island?
Seeing as how the VP is such a VI P,
CRONAUER: Are you always this happy?
What is a demilitarised zone? Sounds like something out of The Wizard of Oz.
What? That's it?
Hey, nah, hey, nah, my boyfriend's back. Can we try that one?
- Guys, Tuan. - Have a seat, man.
We want Cronauer...
Bye, bye-bye.
there's gonna be Vietnamese speaking in choppy sentences.
He did a very off-colour parody of former VP Nixon.
I just came from Crete with women that look like Zorba.
[TRUCK HORN HONKING]
but you're not crazy, you're mean.
NIXON: They lack the physical strength.
I want to show you something very nice.
[EFFEMINATELY] Adrian, take care of yourself.
Let me make it up to you by buying a cup of coffee.
CRONAUER: You all played a good game.
Am I being fairly clear?
GOOD MORNING JULIE COOPER!
Help me get some photo of those ankle, I give you my bar.
SERGEANT: Get him out of here.
Hi Hi
You know, this whole camouflage thing for me doesn't work very well.
Good morning, Primary Care Social Work!
Actually, what I am, sir,
2020
You understand me?
I wanted to wait until the airman left to talk with you.
Get back here!
No? Big men with moustaches named Mary who wear mascara.
GARLICK: Give me your best shot. Lay something on me.
This great, godly miracle of radio really gives me the opportunity
Lieutenant Scheer asks those men with waterlogged mitts
Thank you. Mm-mm.
I know we can't use the word dyke. You can't even say lesbian. It’s women in comfortable shoes
You want to see a movie or something?
Get me photo
That love is here to stay
Ho Chi Minh
Were you born on the sun? It's @#$# HOT!
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ What a wonderful world ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ What a wonderful world ♪
Well, you guys, you take care of yourselves.
It's 1629 hours here in Saigon
I n time, you will make me forget it.
[CROWS]
Any girl who wants me this bad, I can't let her down.
And for trusting, you is the best of the gently of what you say
I'm gonna take myself out of the driver's seat,
- and they have no purpose. - Oh, my God.
MP 2: Dead.
How am I gonna get to first base with this girl?
SLOAN: I want to buy some butter and some cheese, please.
Staggers the imagination.
Dammit Marty!
- Is it English? CRONAUER: Yes, it is.
I can come up with alternatives other than Crete.
- All right. - Cool.
An Loc. And Cronauer would definitely be going along?
Your radio programme of personal beliefs.
Cut that thing off. I said cut it off.
- Would pussy or cunt be out of line? - Way, way, way out of line. Way, way, way out of line.
[GARLICK LAUGHS]
[AS GLINDA] Everybody, time to get up. Get up, wherever you are.
If you can't stop in and select your own books,
CRONAUER: Warm? No, this is a setting for London broil.
Your friend is a VC terrorist.
GARLICK: You think we've reached Cambodia yet?
what the hell was that?
Now, you get the hell out of here right now.
Sir, you heard from the men who don't like my humour,
Tuan is also known as Phan Duc Tho.
So nice, so good.
Affirmative, sir. Good.
to be taped and broadcast within 12 hours of his arrival.
You killing my own people so many miles from your home.
Trouble is actually my new middle name.
I made a date with you and Trinh tomorrow.
GOOD MORNING JULIE COOPER!
We're obviously not in Cambodia.
Dick, I've covered for you a lot of times because I thought you was a little crazy,
Basically Bill, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a waggon round up.
And I literally think that you owe it to all of them
Britain imposed an oil embargo on Rhodesia today