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What happened?
I just had the craziest dream.
Okay, I'm watchin' our roughnecks.
- You need to hit the EDS. - We don't have the authority.
Let's go!
- Pressure warning... - Duck, you okay?
It's Mr. Jimmy.
have been getting squeezed tighter and tighter...
- Hey! - Shit!
Son of a bitch!
You cannot have 1,395 pounds
- It was a hostile rabbit. - Okay.
That's the biggest dang kick l ever seen.
Gaja.
Mr. Williams, please rise.
We need to go from Macondo to Kaskida by May 16th.
followed by a second explosion on the starboard side.
Have a wonderful day, sir.
- Ken, you all right? - The derrick's gonna fall on us!
Shit!
Thank you. Gentlemen, you couldn't perhaps enlighten me
Shit!
till I don't feel like poppin' somebody in the mouth.
Permission granted, 2 Bravo Gulf.
Calm down. Did anybody see Mr. Jimmy?
- Help! - Mr. Jimmy!
Shit, Jimmy, I just drive the boat, man.
She put a whoop ass on Maggie and her penguin.
I don't know. But I don't think so.
Go portside!
Bob did you floss?
That is a genuine dinosaur tooth.
- Pretty good, huh? - Very nice, thank you.
Hey, Mr. Jimmy.
All right, we're in.
That's it?
Buy gas to go to work to buy gas to go back to work.
Adam!
All right, have a wonderful day, Mike.
This platform's about 20 miles south of Grand Isle, Louisiana.
Turning.
We gonna properly secure this well
- Somebody's gotta talk to Vidrine. - What? Are you finished?
Stay to the wall! Hey! Stay to the wall!
Afraid to make it work at every turn.
of a fire on an oil rig. That's about all I can say.
- Gonna be a long one, huh? - Get some ice cream, Mike.
- Walk with me, Mike. - Where we headed?
Mayday! This is Deepwater Horizon. We are in a...
1395.
to inform the entire rig of, number one, fire,
Found him here like this.
Dale Burkeen?
The general alarm is set up
Vidrine ran it by me. This... This comes from Vidrine.
- How'd the positive test go? - Positive test went well.
Go, Dale!
'Cause you're not supposed to know anything about that.
Shelly heard people were jumping off the rig.
I only have four left, Captain.
Well, as you know, we... We a little behind.
Yes, sir. Almost ten percent of all the machinery aboard.
Oh, shit. We got a gas alarm.
Here!
When I was potty trained, I was taught to flush,
- Versus Saban? - Hey, just 'cause we win...
75 percent.
We need assistance immediately.
- What the heck? - Damn!
What?
- Bring us back slow. - Okay.
There's people jumpin' in the water.
- You get a fossil. - There should be rules.
- See ya in three weeks. - Okay. In three weeks.
Hey, fellas, I'm tellin' ya, it's gonna be a full-on shit storm once Mr...
- First engine start. - Locked.
Good idea. Shit.
- Where you flying out to? - Deepwater Horizon.
Shit!
- A what? - Cement job.
I'm sorry. What are you doing?
We need to restore power up here.
I'll tell you what we gonna do now.
We need to get up higher.
Aw, baby! Let's pump up all this mud!
That's when all the lame-o's show up all happy like they did something.
bites down on us as hard as he can, so we can rip his ass out of that hole.