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I Gotta Get On That Internet. I'm Late On Everything
screw up screw sth up
Hey, I gotta tell you. I am loving this yada yada thing.
Me too. So speaking of exes...
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Not to mention the blacks and the Jews.
Well, I gotta do something.
Blah blah blah
- Look, there's Mickey and his parents. - Oh, a nice-looking family.
You know, I can gloss over my whole life story.
...that he's converted to Judaism purely for the jokes.
Yada, yada, yada.
Father Curtis, why don't you come in?
No, I mentioned the bisque.
Tell that to my father.
Well, I don't know. I mean, I talked to him...
Yada yada yada, And she says, "Those aren't buoys."
- What's up? - I'll tell you what's up. I'm a Jew.
You anti-zappite bastard
Tell me your sins, my son.
And if this wasn't my son's wedding day...
...my old boyfriend came over late last night...
- Poor Beth. - Hey, Arnie's just as upset.
Mother Nature’s a mad scientist
Father Curtis told me your little joke. I really didn't appreciate it.
...or we can do this...
You’re a rabid sexist!
Very good. Go on.
Got a minute?
They're trying to get a baby.
Forest Riddles 4
I have a suspicion that He's Converted To Judaism Purely For The Jokes.
It's our sense of humor that sustained us as a people for 3000 years.
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- I like merlot. - I love merlot.