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Did you hear the one about the Duke and Raquel Welch and the lifeboat?
Yeah, Mother Nature's a mad scientist, Jerry.
Oh, yeah, and vice versa.
...what they may have said to the adoption agent.
...when I got out of the shower, I was dripping-
Did you hear the one about the pope and Raquel Welch on the lifeboat?
I have a suspicion...
...and I stopped by a large department store.
(Raises hand)
Well, our adoption application was denied.
Well, Arnie, look, I'll go down and talk to this adoption guy...
Oh, small world.
- Just don't screw it up this time! -
- Oh, come on. - Bye.
So little people can have "non-little-people" children?
She had the shrimp, I had the steak
I've taken it out.
You Kevin keitz’d over the best part
Tell me about the free facial.
- Just get going. Get out of here. - All right.
He's moving to Seattle. He wanted to say goodbye.
Oh, God, a baby. That can add two years to a marriage.
- ...you'd be there for me. - What's wrong?
Hi
How did you decide which one of you would date which girl?
No, no. You think I'm falling for that?
Cause they’re both from Castle Rock
What was it? "No, I said, 'Hand me the buoys. " '
Just don't screw it up this time!
Anything to drink? Some wine perhaps?
...I never heard from him again.
And then he asked the assistant for a shtickl of fluoride.
You don't think she'd yada yada sex?
Anyway, so Beth and her new husband, Arnie...
Well, they gave birth to me and yada, yada.
You know, I just told them what kind people you are...
What are you doing here with Beth?
What was that all about?
A friend of mine thought she got Legionnaires' disease in a hot tub.
Told you we should've gotten here early.
I'm Jewish. You're not a dentist.
It offends me as a graphic designer
I was just getting out of the shower and yada, yada, yada-
He met with Elaine, and I asked him what happened.
I mean, he barely even knew me. Where did he get off-?
darren michaels shane dawson and isiah bruen we salute you! hear! hear!
Why are you so concerned about this?