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visions, miracles or other godly hoo-ha.
He can't look anywhere without being reminded of Maude.
He can't admit he likes her till he's sure she likes him back.
No, I don't mind, but my greenback stack's gettin' kind of slack.
and of course, Freon so cold it burns me.
I see.
Christ be with you!
Any religion that embraces carob is, uh, not for Carl Carlson.
- There's nothing here. - Exactly.
This sawdust'll soak up the puke from the roller coaster.
Are you nuts?
Well, Maude, your dream has finally come true.
Nah, I'm just screwin' with ya. It's a miracle.
Ned, I'm worried about you. You've been working nonstop for the past week.
Lay some heaven on me, foxy dead chick.
So, uh, where's your band?
Oh, my. The room looks so bare.
You can have these, uh, fireworks I confiscated.
You're doing that the sucker way.
I didn't have a crush on her.
You're our foreman, Maude.
All you do is change "Jesus" to "baby."
Ah, ah!
How about that? It says "Maude."