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- Not once. - I'm sorry, Jess.
Like he's the Lord of Winterfell, or he's working with a real piece of pipe.
So naughty.
Hey, look, Cece. Fire.
I'm saying you're the nurse I wanna wake up to after having my stomach pumped.
Where you going?
JESS: Okay, fine. - Just get it... Just get it in there.
Ha, ha, ha. Whoo!
Hey, you can't turn the sink on when someone's in the shower.
They don't have to go to boob jail every day. Ha, ha, ha.
We like to party We like to party
For sure.
Luckily, I've got something up my sleeve.
...and shake that piece of plywood that you call an ass.
But then I grew up.
I was kidding myself.
You're having a party to tell girls you're ready to have sex again?
It's just a job. I'll get a new one.
When they step up to the plate, they never strike out.
Stop blinking. Why are you doing that?
...with an Indian student named Vaj Rejuv and I did not laugh once.
So, what's your deal? I mean, do you vacation in Europe ever?