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[SINGING] The chills that you spill up my back Keep me filled
[CHUCKLES]
NICK: You can't share a bowl of cereal. WINSTON: Why not?
- Too dangerous? - Yeah, that's it.
Put these on.
No. You're mean.
Danger.
Because, sure, I could get a girl topless, no bra...
Straightforward. Honest.
Remain in your seat and finish the exam, Mr. Schmidt.
...before something amazing is gonna happen for you. I promise.
I'm gonna be at the party, Phillip Seymour Hoffman's gonna be like:
The most dangerous element of all of the elements.
- Good choice. - Thank you for the opportunity.
"Look at that idiot, couldn't even get a big cat."
There's a theme. A secret that'll be announced on the night.
The cast is off, gentlemen.
You know I don't make girly drinks anymore:
Excuse me, do you think this has been easy for me...
A pretty heavy drug problem.
This is a very impressive party. There's speakers everywhere.
That is a symbol of who I was for the past two months.
[IN BREATHY VOICE] Who wants a shot of firewater?
Please get out of here, so I can save a little bit of my dignity.
...my, uh, boyfriend. - Your what?
I got to know. Why him?
What?
[MUTTERS]
I'm a shot girl.
- Is this making you feel better? - Heh-heh-heh.
Hey, young man, why weren't you drafted?