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Okay?
What's wrong with your eyes, Nick?
Jess, come on, I can't do anything and look at me.
- I'm sorry. - No, you're right.
NICK: That is what happened.
The broken-penis guy.
I'm gonna go to my room and process what just happened.
My badminton partner, financial planner, Philip Seymour Hoffman.
- Who'd you invite? - Ladies from Lululemon, my urologist.
She hasn't spoken to you all summer, since you broke up with her.
JESS: Where are you going, Schmidt? SCHMIDT: All right.
- It just... It just sucks, you know? - Yeah.
Thank you for your honesty.
Groove is in the heart
- Your legs don't work? - Good stuff.
- It's danger. - I'm with danger.
- Right. - I think I can get Cece back.
[CLINKING]
What the hell is this? Come on.
Hey, girl
- Hey. - Cece.
Seriously, let it go.
- Who's that girl? CHORUS: Who's that girl?
[ALL GASP]
I'll do it, but I'm not making those drinks.
Sexy girl All around the world
I know you've been waiting all week for me to break down, but I'm fine.
[MUSIC STOPS]
Now I only wanna make a drink that a coal miner would want.
...that used to make girls lose their minds in college.