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SEE YOU TONIGHT.
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY? NO. I THOUGHT YOU WAS JUST TALKING.
BUT THE SECOND CROSSING WAS A BIT OF A STICKY WICKET.
HIRING A MAID FOR JUST FIVE PEOPLE.
AND MR. BENTLEY'S BROTHER, THAT'S A FANTASTIC STORY!
♪ FISH DON'T FRY IN THE KITCHEN ♪
NOW, HERE'S SOMETHING I WISH WOULD HAPPEN TO ME.
NOW, WHAT DO WE GOT SO FAR? NOTHING,
A U.N. AMBASSADOR, A BIG PUBLISHER,
OH, THAT'S SAD. HOW DID YOUR FATHER GET HIS START?
DID YOU EVER HEAR OF BUTEX INDUSTRIES?
I GOT A LINE ON TWO GREAT STORIES:
IT'S SO HARD TO GET GOOD HELP THESE DAYS.
BUT I'M A THOUSANDAIRE.
SO FAR, YOU'VE GOT ONE GUEST LINED UP:
HOW DO YOU DO? FINE, THANK YOU,
WHEN THEY PULLED INTO NEW YORK HARBOR, ELOISE WEIGHED 53 POUNDS.
AND YOU TOO, MRS. WILLIS. I WANNA GET ALL THE DETAILS STRAIGHT.
THAT'S NOT HONEST. THAT MAKES YOU A HYPOCRITE.
SHE WAS PREGGERS AT THE TIME.
OH, MAMA, MEET MIKE MORENO.
HMM! YOU'RE TALKIN' TO THE WRONG DOWNTRODDEN BLACK, HONEY.
NOW ALL YOU'VE GOT TO DO IS COME UP WITH ALL THOSE PEOPLE YOU LIED TO HIM ABOUT.
OH, HOW ABOUT YOU, MRS. JEFFERSON? OH, THANK YOU, FLORENCE.
♪ WE FINALLY GOT A PIECE OF THE PIE ♪
HELLO, MR. MORENO? YEAH, MR. MORENO. SPEAKING.
YOUR MOTHER. SHE'S TAKING A NAP.