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on the Enterprise?
Would you get the hell out of here?!
What are you doing in here?
[grunting]
Ah! Oh, my gosh, thank you!
[hisses] Acolytes!
little tantrum so you could murder the crew.
of the whole time travel thing.
That doesn't contractually obligate you
Dagger here fought off a mutiny
You are acting captain now.
Every kid learns about this in school.
But it's a bad story.
The Chronogami Project was headed up by...
"Chrono" because it involves taking time,
♪
Okay, hey, there's your romance.
Oh, of-of course.
I mean, Vindicta got blown up.
This isn't fun for me. Would you laugh this much
Crisis Point? No! You can't just piggyback off my movie.
Uh, Computer, arch.
They don't fit.
Now what the hell does finding
Oh, the credits are ending.
Look!
Okay, boys, come on. We have a movie to do, man.
But it's also a Starfleet movie,
A favorite of black-market weapons dealers.
I'm gonna follow this old man's skin map,
We have to find the Romulans
Oh, you hated mine so much,
- Really? - RUTHERFORD: I don't know
Could we talk... privately?
- the water. - Are you [bleep] kidding me?
That stuff always gets me seasick.
[man chuckles nearby]
GIBSON: We've learned there are space-time worldlines
♪
No, no, no, you know-- You know what, I like the badge.
You got to have chips.
Boims better not draw this out.
Ah, to that I have
...witnesses.
to Captain Bucephalus Dagger.
[gasps]
but he died for no reason.
- for these guys... - I've got a lock!
You don't even care about this story at all.
So if I spend my life worrying about a meaningless death,
- the asset has been attained. - Excellent.