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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
WELL--
AND CAPTAIN, HOW'S THIS CHAIR
THAT'S THE AMERICAN WAY:
WITH ALL THOSE 3s COMING UP
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
IT'S TIME FOR THE 10:00 WALL STREET NEWS.
WHAT KIND OF SURPRISE?
THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT?
GILLIGAN, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR MIND.
THURSTON HOWELL HAS DONE IT AGAIN!
THIS IS THE SHORT FORM.
JUST BECAUSE YOU DREAMED A SHIP IS GOING TO GO BY THE ISLAND?
COME ON, LITTLE BUDDY.
BUT YOU'RE GONNA.
MR. HOWELL CAN EXPLAIN IT BETTER THAN ME.
NO, SIR, I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU YOU'RE WRONG.
WHEN YOU WON ALL THAT MONEY FROM HIM LAST NIGHT.
NO. BUT I GOT A FATHER ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGO.
WELL, NOT ALWAYS, SKIPPER.
JUST SIGN AT THE BOTTOM.
YOUR FATHER WILL FIX YOU BREAKFAST WHEN HE GETS BACK.
THAT'S ALL. SIMPLE TRANSFER--OH, YOU CAN HAVE THE PEN.
GILLIGAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
AH, THE PRESSURE. THIS ONE IS FOR 50 CENTS.
THERE'S A LONGER FORM?
YOU DO?
WELL, I CAN SEE IT.
WHAT WOULD I WANT WITH AN OLD TUB LIKE THAT?
OH, THERE'S LOTS OF REASONS.
I KNOW, SKIPPER. BUT I ONLY BET A QUARTER, AND I WON.
YES. I NEVER DREAMED YOU WERE SO CLEVER.
YOU'RE TERRIBLY NAIVE ABOUT FINANCIAL MATTERS.
I WON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD.
WHAT NEWS?
RIGHT.
THAT'S A PRETTY FUNNY ONE, ISN'T IT, SKIPPER?
I WANT THAT WATCH TOWER FINISHED BY TONIGHT.