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Why would you think that?
- Who? - Colonel Kegel.
- Nice to meet you. - Fabulous dress.
- What? - Hold on. Just give it to me.
Oh, God, no, I don't need that garbage.
- Oh, yeah. - Oh, uh, no.
Okay, here we go. It's loading.
No! We're just...
2, 3, 4, 5.
I even tried the rhythm method once.
Oh, my God. Look how little these are.
And your kids don't need you anymore, which is great.
Last one. Better make it count.
Yeah, it is, it is. It is.
No!
Cock bock!
Get out!
That's the only two times the door is locked.
"jhey" are... "jhey" are not so petit,
It's so little, widdle, widdle, widdle!
Do you know where your balls are?
It's PG-13.
ship.
impotence.
12:00 a.m.
- You're not looking it up. - Yeah.
I'm slipping!
First things first... Let's sterilize the area, okay?
If you don't need help, why am I here?
No! What are you getting under the covers for?
to give you a direct order.
Okay, well, if you're not gonna finish off properly,
Mm, mm.