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I-I can relax here.
Now what?
Mm, not really.
The mood will get back. It's fine.
I should worry about it.
Nate, you're being super-unreasonable.
What are you talking about?
and now my baby will be born premature!
From the impotent sound recordist?! Next!
Oh, let me get... I'm gonna get this off.
- Oh, no. - Oh, geez.
Oh, God, that's swollen.
- Let's go, let's go, let's go. - Wait, wait.
It's not about you yet. Okay, that's good, okay.
- God. - Ooh, ahh.
No offense. It's just a little too crowded in here.
There's nothing sexy about irresponsibility.
- What are you doing? - Closing the blinds.
I bought that for you.
Oh, my God. What?
That's when it's most important.
- Come on in. - How are you?
I don't know. 'Cause you're bent over with your mouth open
I'm sure you're nervous that I'm here,
It's not garbage. I know it's not, but you know what I mean.
Ohhhhh!
and it eases the transition from the amniotic sac into...
What's a cock bocker?
It's 12:00 a.m.
- No. Mm. - What?
Hey, I don't know if we should be watching this.
We're gonna take off.
- I was saving it? - For 14 years?!
You're 13, right?
I can't believe I got that right.
Let's leave doors closed from now on.
Just, let's go. Let's do it.
Ugh.
Aaaah!
What is that?!
Ugh!
No!
It's like mud flaps on a dune buggy.
- No, we can't ignore it. - It's the middle of the night.