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I have.
Shh, shh, shh! Don't talk. Just move, just move.
Oh, my God. Why have we only done this once before?
trying to pick up a quarter off a glass table!
I'm not trained to remove those.
I know. It's really, really strange, though.
I know, I know. I've been worried about her.
Just tell her.
Mm-hmm. Would you like them elsewhere?
Oh, no, Petti... Pet...
- Bawk ba-gawk! - Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
Okay, help, come on. Come on.
Oh, come on, please.
Oh, no, don't move, don't move, don't move.
- Why now? - What do you mean "Why now?"
Oh, wait, your jewelry... You should really remove it.
Come on, Nate. That's why we get married.
- I have to pee right now. - Hold it.
No! No!
It's being in the front.
Nope. We're good. It's fine.
Oh, everything's sexy about irresponsibility.
Ugh. She's ruined pizza for me.
I'm starting to get really worried.
It's been a while.
Why didn't you?
- It's all natural! - Oh! Oh!
No, no, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine!
That just looks too much like placenta.
quit dicking around and put one inside me, okay?
There's no Wi-Fi in the bed... specifically in the bedroom.
12:00 a.m.
If I don't pee, I'm gonna think about it the whole time.
Oh, yeah. Nate?
- This is a hot mess. - No, it's the water I need.
Oh, so precious.
- Up, up, up, up. - No, I wasn't aiming there.
It feels like I'm inside the Velveteen Rabbit.
Your life matters.