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Once word got out I was doing Philbert, all the other offers started pouring in.
-Good or bad? -I'm sorry.
someone you see coming and think, "This guy is trouble."
Why don't you snap some pics of me being mean?
Then, when the show comes out,
Go to the awards show,
But it's just using that, as an excuse to relish in its own excesses.
-No, I'm not taking any stand-- -I mean, the guy choked his wife,
-and then he'll be fine again. -Yeah.
-David Bowie is dead. -Wait, for real? Oh, man.
And stay out!
I've been an amazing feminist hero, and nobody knew it?
[signal buzzes]
But another part knows that's a lie.
Okay, I read the scripts they sent me, and I was outraged.
-We need a big star, Diane. -No, Diane's right.
-I'm the big star. -That's not my point.
What do you have lined up next?
But you can bet your candy ass you're gonna be.
BoJack Horseman is our Deep Dive guest, today.
Maybe BoJack Horseman thinks that's all in good fun,
So, through BoJack, I can say whatever I want, to a huge audience,
Well, I'm getting the lifetime achievement at the We Forgive You Awards.
I'm gonna go watch a Wes Anderson movie
but when he called to offer his apology and a supporting role in his next movie,
[all chanting] Don't choke women!
[rock music playing]
Are you...? Do you mean NCIS?
-Okay, just... -[marker squeaking]
just between the two of us, that this sucks?
Let's take that asshole down.