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- Sure. - Let's do this.
for the Pawnee Journal.
you'll never land a beau with that domineering tone.
Absolutely. This is a godsend.
Because of the calendar.
I think it's a fantastic idea.
- Yeah! - Ooh, check it out, bandages!
I didn't know where you were going with that.
My cousin Hesen, he beat off five cops on that stuff.
We've got everything:
Oh!
Oh.
and you can put that on the record, Shauna.
Those garbagemen couldn't even lift it.
Hey! You little chumps wanna play some ball?
against Snerling.
I told you you can pivot,
Did anyone notice that there are no women on the Gender Equality Commission?
as a reason to not hire women.
for the day, so I'm watching them
and see what happens.
- Dan's awesome. - Dan.
We can't let them beat us.
Okay. You know what, Ron?
and she was super mean to me,
April, stop it.
when they grow up.
No, it's fine. They're kids.
Guys, I think I just dribbled up an idea.
Oh, well, then, that sucks.
you'd think our boobs would get in the way.
and the female employment rate in government is abysmal.
This could really only go poorly.
You gotta just dribble around him.
to rebalance this commission.
I once tried to start a commission
I'm still incredibly sorry.
The whole city is watching.
with my land mine.
and getting the snacks ready,
- Yeah! - And!
who was wearing their mom's face like a mask!
my sister, a few people from work,