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Accept that.
Of course she would! You're a college man!
How I feel after a call with the client
...holding up these couch cushions...
- It is off. - It is not! What's with the red light?
Because she's your lobster.
- It's not that bad. - Easy for you to say.
So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Now how do you know that?
- But you are. - What?
In your add you said you were pretty but wow!
- They're okay. - You sure they haven't gone bad?
For about the fact I just dropped $400 to replace a bracelet I hated to begin with.
- Hey. - Hey.
Oh, my God! There's Roy Gublik!
I can't believe it!
...if you want me for the whole night.
You sure they're not very, very bad?
You have dinosaur checks?
Where's Chip? Why isn't he here yet?
Oh! Any idea what this will do for your sex life?
Oh, you look so great!
All right, go on. This thing's heavy.
Thanks, best bud.
And this is paying you back for headshots, electric bills...