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-No. -Wow.
-(sighs) -Oh, hi, Nadine.
I'm not punching you in the stomach.
She wants to buy a plane ticket to come to visit me.
-when I am on "la toilette"? -Yes?
This is not for me, okay?
and you have to eat the tickets
(chuckles) Okay, well, agree to disagree.
JOE: Hey, Kelly, what a great surprise.
Ah.
I am a pacifist. I fight with my words.
[bleep] Lookout.
PERSON: Go back to Pockton!
Yeah, whole town got it. Didn't you?
Did you get locked out of Facebook again?
Sorry, Mandy, this is so silly.
Oh.
(cheers and applause)
I hit escape.
and I thought you might be willing to volunteer.
it's not called a machine and it's not broken?
The guy hauls you here and then dumps you?
I am running a contest
Don't apologize to your killer.
Clown is bad, okay?
-(loud thud) -(yelps)
-Really? -Mm-mm.
June has some cute ones, and we like hers.
Still a no. But June could use some help.
The library had it for, like, five minutes,
Okay, so...
Probably as a woman who drove a train into a lake.
-Lake. -Yeah.
June dropped off a crab casserole on my doorstep.
What? These are threats.