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Oh, it looks like "alex."
Oh, I also got you this.
Jay: [ laughs ]
So they can only be for haley?
I'm shaking.
I mean, come on. We're no better than doug.
For protecting a vanderkoff?
He's going to your green-card picnic tomorrow.
I had my fifth birthday in a break room
Ohh! Yeah.
I already have a date.
It must be so hard to be a girl.
You don't believe me, do you?
I didn't do much. I just --
What?
Well, I'm onto you now.
Luke.
And her own mother and sister don't believe her?
To operate on some dumb babies.
What if I just slept on your couch in the living room?
[ knock on door ]
Well, we don't have to watch it die.
My cousin got married on a raft.
We're supposed to be at the picnic in 20 minutes!
I made that up, too. Use your head!
[ laughing ] oh, man.
Sweetheart, I remember the pressure there was