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And I decided I was gonna change my name-
...she's not that good-looking!
When Joel told me he hadn't thrown up in eight years...
You know what?
...ole Rifkin, telephone
Who is more important to you, her or me?
Taguchi House of Ass torture?
I gotta tell you, I have a bad association with the name Alex.
- Hi. - Hey.
- I'm sorry, Kramer. - Why, why? Look, I paid for her!
No one hails a cab like me.
- Yeah, me either. - It's just I hate that type.
You know why Rifkin was a serial killer?
Let's discuss this later.
For no real reason whatsoever.
...beneath those silky, soft fingers.
Okay, you start. What's your first choice?
After the Giant game, I realized that this problem isn't going away.
What a cool name, Deion.
These neighbors, they're never disturbed...
Because I thought I picked up a little something.
Oh, you don't know what you're missing, buddy.
What were their exact— "I don't like him."
You get me all loosened up, juices flowing, then:
- Everyone seemed very pleasant. - Yeah.
- I've got to. I've got to. - You're going now?