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Listen, I massage who I want when I want.
He's a gentleman. He's good-looking, he's a good shaver.
- Rifkin? Joel Rifkin? - Yeah. It's just a coincidence...
- What-? - They're out!
- Did you ask her? - I put her hands there.
Jerry...
Yeah, a ticket for Kramer?
I got nothing to do all day.
And he hasn't thrown up in eight years, so just shut up about him. Shut up!
But it's weird. They have a high suicide rate.
Yes. Because my previous vomit was also June 29th, 1972.
I'm Claude Seinfeld.
Listen, I quote who I want, when I want
- I can see that. - I'm getting out of here.
When you put on a top like that, what's your thought process?
- You were very nice. - I bent over backwards for that woman!
I have never met a normal guy named Stuart.
It's right in this spot. Very tender over here.
...keep on his good side.
Remy Rifkin?
Well, nothing. I didn't actually say that.
Yeah, 18 strangles.
We just saw your boyfriend at a bus stop.
...I'm starting to like her.
- It's the same thing. - Ellis and Alex aren't even close.