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Nothing confrontational. Just two adults sitting down...
I don’t like her.
- Great. - Okay, and if somebody objects...
- Karen? - Risotto.
So what?
You vomited in 1987.
I wouldn't push for the massage.
Well, it's quite a thrill.
She say anything about...?
...as one of the worst serial killers in history.
Adoption Leads to Serial Killing
I mean, every two seconds:
What were his exact words I don't like them
Sure.
Here we are. Alrighty. Good. Okay.
I'm sorry, Karen. I care for you...
Yes. Yes. Everybody has to like me. I must be liked.
Hey! I am looser than creamed corn.
I AM LOOSER THAN CREAMED CORN.
- I can't. - No. Yes, you can.
Cabs are crashing into themselves to just pick me up.
- I'll leave a ticket for you at will call. - Yeah!
Darling, the tea is getting a little cold, sweetheart.
I like carrots, but I'm in Idaho, I want a potato.
They're always rubbing each other's necks.
- Get out. - Not since June 29th, 1980.
- I'm sorry. I need proof. - Look, I'll drive out here tomorrow...
Jodi!
- You know, I forgot my wallet. - Well, I can't give it to you then.
Because of the Giant game. I told you, it went overtime.
...and after every sip, he would go: