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- I'll go. - Okay.
Taguchi: House of Ass torture?
- I was personable, don't you think? - You were extremely personable.
Yeah, he's disgusting.
All right.
So, what did she say?
Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother.
- Oh, please. - And then the game-winning field goal...
I'm getting one. No ifs, ands or buts.
How can you say that? My sister got a ticket last week.
- Jodi's nice. - She's very nice.
Now, you, however, you, I like.
Taguchi: Should I get a beret?
So you think she liked me?
Creamed Corn
- ... I was wondering if he was normal. - No, Elaine, he's normal.
Ask Newman.
I should go talk to her.
It's only courteous to try and like each other.
... and after every sip he would go, ahhhh.
The whole city is talking about this monster, Joel Rifkin.
She's only upset when she finds out...
...trying to clear the air.
...all the way down to the cab!
Like having chocolate rubbed over your face.
I have never met a normal guy named Stuart
Who told you to get a massage? I haven't gotten one from her!
- Who's this? - That's my mother.
...by the sounds of murdering. Just stereo.
- She's Jerry's girlfriend. - George, instead of talking about this...
- Say hello to your sister. - You've never met.
Jerry, she rubs with love.