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Where we'll get: a free room, free food, free swimming pool...
[ Whimpers ]
So, young man...
Well, they didn't, okay? They didn't!
I was at the Quimby compound yesterday when that frog waiter got whacked.
What he said.
Well, children, our new ultra-hard Posturific chairs have arrived.
Yeah, I guess you're right. Enjoy Boob-A-Rama, sir.
Let's vote. My liver is failing.
- [ Gasps, Murmuring ] - He's clearly guilty.
I'm not paying you to talk.
It says so right here in black-and-white, ''no witnesses.''
Can't let Dad see me playing hooky!
[ Straining ]
- Good afternoon. - How do you do, sir?
Look, if I was under 1 7, I'd be in school, right?
[ Panting ]
- Got it, Barn? - [ Barney ] Got what?
[ Tires Screeching ]
Oh, I can't wait till the sentencing part. That's where I really shine.
Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson.
This bus and I have sort of a Shining thing going on.
Great, Marge. I want to hear all about it. [ Chuckles ]
Oh, my God! He is like some sort of...
And to think I got all this after dropping out of the fourth grade.