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Ouch! Watch it!
So let's get married.
Damn straight.
What was Danny doing with those Ambiens?
No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no!
That's scary!
Yo, Wheeler. What's up, man?
Wait a second. That's not fair.
Can I get a tall chai?
Camping blows. It's dirty, and I don't like sleeping on rocks.
I know I have already won.
Me right before RHOBH
College Professors Grading Papers
He doesn't need another man leaving him behind.
How about you, Daniel? You think you can top it?
Dude your mental illness is showing
I want to hear you say it.
Hey, what does this look like to you?
I got you a venti chai,
let's-go-do-stuff-together kind of thing.
Nice one, dude.
Hail, Esplen!
Oh. Beyoncé. She's smoking!
What?
I can't believe we're going to jail.
Suck it, Reindeer Games!
than a little baby panda bear...
When I was his age,
There's always a guy with an acoustic guitar that doesn't quite know how to play it.
Fade into the mist
See how that feels.
This MFer is tryna grab my joint!
Hi, Blufgan.
Oh, a true story!
I'm not gonna get in trouble, right?
No, I didn't know that.
and if you let anything bad happen to my cub,
and the next you could be battling against a troll who wants nothing more
Hi, Danny.
I stand here before you not as the Augie Farks you once knew.
Yeah. Yeah.
Wow, you look way too young to be Ronnie's mother.
for the way that I behaved last time.
You did a really good thing tonight, Wheeler.
Stay off drugs! Minotaur!
Why did you put presence in quotes?
Who would believe it?
Yeah. Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Come Let us gingerly touch our tips
Why not? Come on. We'll do a duet!
Yeah. Large is large. In fact, tall is large.
And then I ran a truck that looks like a bull into a statue of a horse.
Fight well, and may the best country win!
Hillary Clinton. I'm sort of into politics.
Yeah. I'd love that.
It's a crown.
Crank This Shit up to 11
This is a battle to the last man standing,
The length of a moon, hence honeymoon.
You both are disqualified from Laire forever.
All right. I'm gonna get a beer.
it's not poison It's got juice in it
Hey. Hey, hey. Watch your mouth, little man.
“He hath too much pride”
and you don't wanna go to prison.
And every woman has two boobs, for the most part.
Who wants to sniff this bush
What are you doing out here?
thinking you can come back at me, okay,
OH MY GOD
If I had to do this job forever, I'd put a bullet in my head.
Tell me, Blufgan, art thou preparing for the Battle Royale?
All Hail King Blumpkin!
Hey. I'm gonna rock a squirt,
You know, a lot of people don't realize that bushes, just like flowers,
THE 6 GOD HAS LIFTED HIS SKIRT, THE DAY HAS BEEN LAUNCHED
Leave them for Davith.
I’ll fade into the mist…
Greetings, Artonius.
You have been a bad boy!
Fun though, right?
and if you smoke something or take a pill, it'll go away for a while.
Talk to her.
Do what makes you happy. You want to wear a cape? Wear a cape.
Hug me. I don't want to do any of that.
Honky-ass wanted a handful of my balls!
It's Danny. Oh.
He knows not I'm here.
I know she's a few pounds overweight, but, you know, in my experience, it's the bigger ones that do way more stuff.
County courthouse, 3:00. All right.
Taste the beast!
Oh. I'm sorry. Augie, right. He'll be out in a minute.
Bang Bang Bang
I'm gonna enjoy this! Right!
His idea of fun is a fucking pottery class, yo.
Dude, this is like Shrek's piss.
Are you telling me a kid could slay the mighty king?
You posted some sick shots
The end is near.
'cause I would love to see you penetrate me again.
I'm gonna run a train on these chicken fingers.
Concentrate. Not from concentrate. Pulp. Low pulp.
Once we pass this point, there's no turning back.
We will get raped in jail. Do you understand?
Come on! Sit down!
And this motherfucker tried to grab on my hang-down.
Black Sheba. Yeah, but listen...
Oh, my God.
They're my kinsmen.
Please! Watch your language!
I just wanted to come by and apologize
Maybe worry a little bit about them and not so much about your hours.
Every College Student’s Fear Turning In Papers
There's a transformation.
You can do anything you want in life
You gotta promise me. Yeah, I promise. I just...
So, Augie,
Yeah, focus. You'll get it.
An honorable, albeit court-appointed, friend once said to me,
You know what? We're making a detour. What?
Come on, man! We're on pins and needles. Give us a story.
Oh, no. It's not a... It's not a cow.
Yeah.
So, FYI, there you go. Okay?
I've never done that before, but I will punch you in the face.
Why did you put Doctor in quotes?
'Tis a mere month away.
Tim and Sue
And that way, I can use my BS flyswatter to swat away the flies That is your BS
Yeah!
Give Me My Damn Juice
That's... You look amazing.
My language is English!
Look at me. Me, David Garvin, stealing TVs.
Hey, but while I've got you here in my personal space,
not gonna sign my hours sheet now.
Forget her, man.
I killed the king. Oh, my God.
As you command.
What are you doing?
A what?
Long story short, you guys are not going to jail.
Kumbaya, huh?
Okay, 'cause Connie and I are gonna take some,
So good to meet you. You, too.
Can't BS a BSER
Good morning.