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"And moonlit woods where unicorns run free."
Not bad. Come on down.
Stop it. Get up.
Then we'll stage a breakup, and you'll be free from me forever.
I'm gonna get a juice. Want something?
So, I created my own line of masculine candles
You could never tell if he was actually happy.
I can teach you right here. I mean, how bad could you possibly be?
I feel like this is gonna blow up in my face.
[Josh] What?
But on a positive note,
["Call It Dreaming" by Iron & Wine playing]
♪ O Christmas tree ♪
Oh my God, Lee would be eating his freakin' words.
Here's the deal. Things happen for...
with a guy who was featured on an episode of Hoarders.
- You have no idea. - Proud voices! Loud voices! Come on!
Hmm.
- To take a hint? - ♪ To break the spell ♪
It had my name on it. You wrote, "Bye, Natalie!"
Still you, just a shinier version.
But... you like it.
- What? No. [whimpering] No, Josh. - Yeah. Come on. You're doing great.
I think I'm gonna head back up to my room.
Will you?
Now, the first half of you are going to be really, really happy.
I need your help. Go get dressed, and meet me at the car.
Stop. You got this, okay?
[Natalie] This isn't funny, Ker!
I did too.
I once broke my toe climbing out of bed. How am I gonna climb a wall?
♪ Sleigh bells ringing And Rudolph's running behind ♪
[Bob exhales]
[Barb] Oh, how was that?
- [Natalie] Hmm? - Whew.
[exhales]
Mostly ladders. [chuckles]
[driver] You're the boss.
[softly inhales]
Yeah. Real words like "rappel" and "harness."
We're not getting any younger, dear.
"So, come and walk awhile with me
It all started with a swipe.
No, trust the guy who got you up here in the first place.
Chels, the baby barely has a heartbeat, let alone ears.
- ♪ Yeah! ♪ - ♪ Reconcile ♪
Oh.
- ♪ And maybe I'm crazy ♪ - Okay.
Hell yeah! Let's do it.
or "My diet starts tomorrow."
Were you actually trying to find a girlfriend
Natalie?
I'm... I'm sorry. I got carried away in the moment.
Hey, you two.
Uh. He's not here right now, but I expect him any minute.
Your aunt asked if we could throw a surprise engagement party for Josh here.
Savage! [clears throat]
Um, a few of us are climbing at Rock Ventures tomorrow.
- I'm a large woman. - No.
[group laughing, chattering]
[woman] It's been said that, according to Greek mythology,
Did you just jump? You really stuck the landing.
[scoffs]
♪ The scent recalls Like a photograph with life ♪
Oh, um, E-Rock says "pass the dutch."
♪ Won't you come see about me? ♪
Yeah, he's got an order come in. I told him to swing by at 11:00.
♪ You don't roll no more ♪
[Barb] Oh, Natalie, we are so...
Yeah. He passed a few years ago.
[Eric] J-Dog! Congrats, my man!
[smacks lips] Movies.
["Vagabond" by Wolfmother playing]
Sure.
[Barb, Bob, Grandma] Surprise!
This guy could be old. He could be a waiter from the Last Supper.
I'd watch that.
- Okay. What if we do like head to toe? - Mm. It's always gonna be no. So, yeah.
Okay.
Wait up!
But now you're compromising your beliefs.
as they are on paper. [chuckles, moans]
You, on the floor. Now.
["Little Saint Nick" by The Beach Boys playing]
- [man] Oh boy. Here we go. - I'd like to write about that instead.
that I... I never stopped to think about why you actually did it.
[crowd murmuring]
I love you, son, but you're terrible at selling sporting goods. [laughing]
- The old Asian man upstairs? - Oh yeah.
Yup. Definitely. Be right there.
If I've learned anything,
- ♪ And some days it don't come hard ♪ - Be respectful.
The last remaining microscopic shred of my pride and self-respect?
♪ Hap-hap-hap-happy New Year ♪
- Oh! - [Owen] It's crazy!
- Ooh! Solid as a rock! - Thank you. It's good to see you, Mr. Lin.
[Josh] Yeah.
Where's the bride-to-be anyway? I haven't met her yet.
[Owen] Back by popular demand. Lin family carolers!
[Josh] He's only interested in sporty, manly things.
♪ All this snow won't keep us From painting the town ♪
[exhales]
[Natalie] It was a book of poems called Where The Sidewalk Ends.
[chuckles nervously]
Allow me to explain.
No, I want to.
Oh, just candles I made. It's... it's nothing.
Yeah.
[breathlessly] I think I'm just gonna go use the ladies' room.
No need to oversell it.
- Um... - [Chelsea] Ew!
♪ The scent recalls Like a photograph with life ♪
Oh God, this is how I die. I'm gonna die. This is... this is it. This is it for me.
So, you and Josh are friends?
[Barb] And you had to write the words on your hand.
[sighs]
Uh, yeah, well, sure. Sure.
And instead, I found out how it begins.
...and you.
and wondrous worlds I've known."
And will the fact that I live in a nursing home turn off a lot of men?
FLYING HIGH BACK HERE
with the tight shirts, that put in a hard day's work?
[scoffs] Glad you're not dead.
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
swell? Right, Natalie?
[Natalie grunting]
Okay.
Hmm. When you found out you were getting catfished,
Can you believe that J-Dog is getting married?
Hey. What are you doing?
- Yeah! Very solid. - [crowd cheering]
[Kerry] Let me get this straight.
[breathing heavily]
Her sanity, her common sense,
Ah, of course not.
But thank you, Mr. Lin.
- Is "curvy" spelled with a Y or an EY? - [man] There's no E.
His photos. I took one look at that hair, that unique physique.
- You know that's a steakhouse, right? - Yeah. His parents own it.
You got through the tough part. It's nothing.
You're dating the real Tag, and you're engaged to the fake Tag?
Natalie and I got this one, Dad.
condemning humans to spend the rest of their lives