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- [man] Ooh, I like it. - [chuckles]
[soft piano music playing]
[engine revving]
then Zeus is an asshole.
There's cereal in there.
I thought I could use a picture of a standard hot guy
The UPS guy's not here to see me. Just sign for the package!
[weights rattling]
What? Why is he here?
and now it all makes sense.
[insincerely] Oh. I love what you've done with the place.
I'm... I'm sorry. [scoffs] Lie?
["Silent Night" playing]
- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪
I'm not buying it.
- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪
Thank you for the ride.
- ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪ - Hah!
- [Barb] Owen! [laughing] - Mom! Mm!
Where are we going?
It's you.
There was just so many unbelievable things in his profile.
Screw Steve.
[Josh whispering] Everyone's looking. Just say yes.
Actually, I think I have something even better.
Yeah. Uh. We... Well...
Hey.
Mom? Dad?
Okay, it's not... it's not what you think.
Is everything okay?
Okay. Okay. I think I actually know a trick to get you down,
Guys can do things besides hunt and pay for everything, okay?
In first grade, he had a lazy eye and needed to wear an eye patch.
and share the twisting trails
[Grandma] What's she doing there?
We should probably address the, uh, catfish in the room.
Uh-oh. Who's doing the dance?
I think being honest is always a good idea.
♪ And some nights you're carved in ice ♪
Just sit back, enjoy it.
♪ And when Santa hits the gas Man, just watch her peel ♪
I'm just trying to point out that in some cultures,
Wait, what? No. No, no, no, no. You can't do that.
It's gonna help me relax. Gonna help me relax.
When did he get out of jail?
All right. Time to go home. Stop looking at my brother.
- Aggro? - Yeah, like aggressive. Aggro. [growls]
- ♪ But it's crazy and it's true ♪ - [man]I am a Christian!
- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪
Why did you stop being friends?
- It's so crooked. - It's very crooked.
I'm not going anywhere with you.
- [group chuckling] - Ooh, that's a good idea! I like that.
[breath trembling]
It's lame, I know.
- [Tag] Well, I'd like that. - Mm.
What was he like in high school?
when she comes to find that the perfect guy might actually exist?
♪ To find a stone Just to bounce across the pond ♪
- Thank you so much. - You... you look great, by the way.
Yeah, we... You know, we were just saying in the car, right?
This was not part of the plan.
Every time it rang one year, he was like, "Is that the Mormons?"
[truck beeping]
- Breathe. Breathe. - [breath trembling]
Why?
A piece of fiction.
[Barb] I was happy with their meat.
- Well, I would... - No words!
What?
- Yes, you can. - Get this off me.
Onto your third.
- ♪ My mother will start to worry ♪ - ♪ Here's my phone, give her a call ♪
- I miss him every day. - Mm.
[exhales] I just wanted my happy ending.
so the boys knew Santa had arrived.
- ♪ I need a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪
Oh.
[Rick] Semi-finalist on Dancing with the Stars.
- Thanks. - Yeah.
- [squeals] - He is so cute!
♪ So really I'd better scurry ♪
That's actually very insightful.
[touching music playing]
I used to come here every day with my golden retriever, Chewy.
- [Tag] Nice stuff. Get some new duds in? - [Josh] Always.
- [man 1] Go get it. - Watch, you might learn something.
[ethereal tinkling]
Mm.
Honestly, your face was so swollen, you looked more like Chucky.
- ♪ My father will be pacing the floor ♪ - ♪ Adíos, say no more ♪
[door chimes]
What about Tag? I have a date with him tomorrow.
You wanna look relaxed, like you don't care.
This morning.
I mean, it'd be 40 bucks to get to Glendale, and that's only one way.
- [Josh] Whoo! - [Bob] Merry Christmas!
Yeah. Yeah. I guess you could say that. [chuckles]
and tell him E-Rock says to pass the Dutch? [chuckles]
[Natalie] Oh, uh, don't pull up to the house.
- Not much to it. - [scoffs]
That's just something people say. Like, "Your baby's so cute"
And I've been,
- [Barb] Take your toast. - [Bob] Drive carefully.
♪...don't roll no more ♪
I doubt he'll recognize you.
Get it to me!
Oh, uh, Natalie, can you please hand me my... my wrench?
You can see Bambi without actually going to Disney World.
["(I Just) Died in Your Arms Tonight" by Cutting Crew playing]
Ugh, kids can be so cruel.
- Oh, also, take this. - Uh. [sighs]
You're not just fooling yourself.