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- ♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪ - What? No, I'm not.
And, God, that makes you the luckiest person...
I want to shred some concrete.
that you have feelings for Josh...
with the two condoms that you made me wear?
With my luck, it probably will, because when I plan an outdoor date,
Thank you so much.
The hipster one tastes like...
You're looking for someone to, like, pound the bad feelings out of you.
Cool. Yeah, I just realized it's, like,
I don't want to.
She likes someone else, okay?
Do you ever have one of those days
about Harper Lee and...
Room. Hit the ladies' room.
So, I don't know, maybe,
And how did that work out?
Hey, don't skate sad!
You're at the radiology lab? What happened?
That Harper Lee analogy
And this woman's choices are nuts.
Can we get some glitter over here?
No GMOs. Avocados are even cruelty-free.
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I can't tell you. The doctor gives you the results.
- a lifestyle choice, you know? - Yeah.
Because we share a wall,
Put me on video chat or whatever
Thank you so much.
- Wow. - Mmm!
Shut up. I love that fire.
I'm haven't completely given up.
- know what is authentic? - Okay,
Come in.
♪ And settle for me ♪
Uh, trash can's in the bathroom.
Have you been on a date before?
my place sounds great.
I'm gonna be able to spend my whole day eating poké
- Hey! - Just a minute.
No. When he's sad, Josh likes to go to the Aloha
So you didn't get the job... thank goodness.
That's... that's okay.
♪ I don't even know your name ♪
♪ So won't you ♪
is what this night could have been.
Aloha.