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- That's the last of 'em? - Yep.
When you're not around me, I make bad decisions.
Did someone creep on you?
Yeah.
Well, you know, people have jobs to do.
I insist on that.
I don't often…
And that's exactly where she's gonna stay.
$5,000.
Stop saying that. Stop.
Did I ever tell you about that asshole, Brian?
Rise and shine, sweetheart. Time to get up.
It doesn't have to be that way.
- Where am I? - Hey, hey.
It's why I need you. And also, that's... I'm into you.
- Isn't that what you said? - Yeah. Here we go.
All right, but she's here.
Yeah.
I know we're trying to save. I just... I messed it up.
You haven't exactly been reliable in the past,
- Just your mother? - Well, it wasn't her fault.
Sure was fun last night, wasn't it?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said yes.
What the hell's going on?
Look at all we have together, all our blessings.
And then I can't call anyone anymore
Are they still doing it?
You have a burglar alarm up here in paradise?