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No? Great. Guess I'm paying.
Don't you snark at me, lady. I was doing you a favor.
What? The boy has three cakes,
- What's the point? - The point is
You fucker!
You said I didn't blow my career.
Abe, for God's sake, you were 30 and unmarried!
to tell a Jewish man he's been had!
Uh...
Yes, it is. I made three cakes.
Chester will be farting a lot.
- But-but, Papa, I... - Miriam,
Or you got to run and go get it and run back again?
♪ Darn your lips and darn your eyes ♪
♪ Look a-there, what's all this? ♪
- I would've bombed. - Yeah, you would've bombed,
Take a card. I'm a pacifist and a vegetarian,
- Me! - Say cheese!
♪ Then I knew just what I would be missing...
♪ I'm so lonesome...
Do you know what collateral is, Miriam?
- Why would you do that? - Why would you do that?
♪ To own that car would be a luxury ♪
I don't understand. What did she buy?
Fucking revenge!
You've never been to Prague.
You saw him. All he hit was the kid next to him.
Yes.
Just for fun. Can't let you go up in smoke,
You'll get your money.
Are they mopping it?
- Tchotchkes? - What am I, your fucking grandmother?
and clutching her suitcase."
- But... - Yes, come in.
- if that's okay. - Uh...
You want a balloon, too? We'll just take the check.
Yep. Tell them the club is doing sensational.
but you can just call me Mr. B.
Put it back.
You know, my father once said to me,
to get me to sell you that apartment back!
but I never got the money, so I don't know
I'm Susie. This is Tess.
I was on tour with the biggest star in the world,
and... Wait, did you change my birthday?
I'm not ready to be a failure yet.
Sonja was not a matchmaker.
It was a private conversation.
None of the grown-ups are doing anything to stop it.
Yes, I bought our apartment.
This funnel cake is delicious.
You don't have an apartment.
- Well, technically, I'm a Dooley. - Nobody cares.
Every day, I get home from work, and she's left me a list.
Your side. I swear.
They replaced me with Jack Ballard.
What?
- What are you doing here? - Can I come in?
- Why? - The club's drawing too much attention
And then she smiles and says, "Have a great night at the club.
Got to fly ♪